SKU: T30-BLACK-ALIVE

Just Keep Them Alive Engraved 30 oz Insulated Tumbler with Lid

Today's Goal: Just Keep Them Alive #MomLife

Homeschooling your kids? You signed up to be a mom, not a teacher! How long has it been since you took geometry or had to solve for x? What, fractions? We still use those?! Oh no! You don't know how to play an instrument. How will you enrich your child's life with music class if you can't play an instrument? Little Timmy is falling behind! He won't be able to play My Country 'Tis of Thee on the recorder with the other kids when he goes back to school!

Relax you groovy mama jamma, little Timmy was never going to learn to play the recorder, even with a proper music teacher. It's a ridiculous and unnecessary instrument. Little Timmy is alive. Yea, he ate a waffle and frosting sandwich for breakfast and hasn't showered in 3 days, but that little scot factory is still kicking so you win! You're killing it, babe! It is time to fill this bad boy up with wine and enjoy some day drinking!

These Camel brand 30 oz tumblers are made from Type 304 Food Grade Stainless Steel with a slip-reducing powder coat. The double vacuum seal helps keep your beverage hot or cold for longer while the seamless construction prevents leaks. The base is tapered to fit into most cup holders. The hole in the lid will fit a standard sized straw.

  • PERFECT SIZE: This 30 oz tumbler is a perfect size, with a narrowing at the bottom to fit most cup holders
  • MADE OF STAINLESS STEEL: The super-insulated mug is made from 18/8 gauge stainless steel, also known as Type 304 Food Grade
  • SEAMLESS CONSTRUCTION: No possible leak points
  • TWICE THE HEAT & COLD RESISTANCE OF A NORMAL TUMBLER: The double-wall vacuum seal insulation means your beverage stays hot or cold longer
  • GREAT GIFT IDEA: Our functional and funny tumblers make a great gift, something they will actually use

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