Valentine’s day is coming up and whether you’re a member of the lonely hearts club or the heartbreakers’ club chances are you don’t have any plans yet and you’d rather not spend it alone.
Sure you may think you want to find a girlfriend to spend it with, but after reading the following list you may reconsider and count your blessings you get to share it with one or two of your favorite sticks instead!
1.Cigars will never leave you – You can always count on your cigars to be waiting for you in your humidor just where you left them (at least until you smoke them).
2.Cigars will always be there for you – No matter what day, month, or year. Worst day of your life or biggest promotion, your cigars have got your back.
4.Cigars are totally into open relationships – You have freedom to enjoy all the cigars you love and they will still be there to smoke.
5.Cigars love to travel – They are always excited to go anywhere with you and never need 5 more minutes in the bathroom or to change their outfit since they just wore this one yesterday.
6.Cigars won’t cheat on you – You can trust your cigar to be your cigar and your cigar only (possibly due to all that nasty drool you leave on the draw hole)
7.Cigars won’t change the channel – You can rest easy knowing that your game days are safe and you will never return from the bathroom to find the tv suddenly changed to Keeping Up With the Kardashians and the remote mysteriously missing.
8.Cigars love to hang out with your friends – There is nothing a cigar likes more than to join you for a night with your bros, brews and best stogies.
9.Cigars have great fashion sense – They wear nothing but their finest cigar band (which is basically cigar lingerie) so you can always see their best features.
10.Cigars turn up the heat – Let’s be honest, a cigar is way hotter than your girlfriend.
So there you have it, 10 whole reasons cigars are better than a girlfriend! Girlfriends don’t seem so great now. You’ll definitely not be taking your cigars for granted now that you know how much they care. Plus if you do get a girlfriend, she may want to tap into your vault of precious cigars.
This Valentine’s day, be sure to get out your finest scotch to go with your stogie and raise a toast to your favorite cigar. I think they’ve earned it. Treat your sticks right out there everybody!Stick vs Chicks: 10 Reasons Cigars are Better than a Girlfriend by Chris Bonomo