With August coming to an end and September quickly following on its heels, the start of a new semester is on the horizon for some and already underway for others. Have you ever wondered if cigars were college students, what their majors would be? No, just us? Well I have taken it upon myself to answer this burning question that no one else was brave or sane enough to answer (or even ask in the first place). So here is a list of some renowned cigars and the futures awaiting them, if cigars in college chose majors…
This ivy leaguer has a very promising future ahead with a master’s degree in law and his father’s firm to fall back on. Even though a spot was secured for the My Father FDLA long ago on his father’s legacy, this cigar has proven himself a worthy student on his own merits. He is a very popular and active force at the school but can’t seem to stop mentioning his father at every opportunity and it can get on everyone’s nerves once in a while. Seriously man knock it off already; we’ve all heard how the lecture hall is named after him, so find a new topic!
Arturo Fuente Sungrown: Fine Arts
This cigar felt a creative drive in their life that would not relent. Determined to hone their craft to perfection, the Arturo Fuente Sungrown went to a very prestigious (and quite pricey) school for the arts. Fortunately, due to years of practice and a knack for craftsmanship, this cigar was discovered early after graduation and is now living the artist’s dream that few ever get to experience (especially with the amount of student debt those art classes rack up).
Cohiba Dominicana Puro: International Business
This international student has had the wonderful opportunity to attend a great university in the US. After witnessing life back home, as well as life abroad, this cigar can’t get enough of experiencing the world. Choosing to dedicate their college experience to international business, the Cohiba Dominicana Puro seeks to travel the globe and experience all the world has to offer, while also ensuring financial security. It will definitely pay off in the long run with 4 summer houses all on different continents!
This cigar is your classic Don Draper, Donald Trump or Jordan Belfort from the Wolf of Wall Street. Inspired by the american dream at a young age and a knack for making money, this cigar has dedicated their college career towards becoming a businessman. The Alec Bradley Americana knows what he wants and with unceasing commitment, intends to achieve all his dreams, and make a hefty stack of cash whilst doing so.
Bahia Blu: College Dropout
This cigar also got started on track to be a businessman. Everything was going swell until the Bahia Blu discovered the party side that college has to offer. This made things even swell-ER and Bahia was having the time of his life. Unfortunately his studies fell to the side along the way. Wanting to keep the party alive, Bahia Blu got a bartender’s license and is now living comfortably while getting paid to down shots and play pong with all of the fine college ladies. Besides he can always pick up school where he left off. You know, once the parties stop being so fun…
Image via fandango.comCigars in College! What's your major? by Chris Bonomo