Staff Picks: Dustin Schrimscher
Position: Warehouse Employee
Where did you grow up? Brandon, FL
Favorite Candy? Sour Patch Kids
Movie? Saving Private Ryan (I mean Saving Ryan’s Privates)
Band? Hollywood Undead & Eminem – I can’t decide between them.
Food? BBQ (which would explain to my co-workers why I eat Sonny’s every day)
Sports Team? Florida State Seminoles
If your house was on fire, what would be the first item you would grab? Photo Albums
If you were a superhero what powers would you have? Psychic abilities
If your life had a theme song, what would it be? “Cinderella Man, Cinderella Man, Cinderella Man…” by Eminem
If you had a warning label, what would yours say? WARNING: No Flash Photography!
If you could travel anywhere right now, where would you go? New Zealand
Let’s play a game. What does the “D” stand for in “Little D.”? Think about it… that’s right. Little Dustin! Though not very small in size, he’s still doesn’t compare to the girth and stature of Big D. (our customer service rep). Likewise, he’s also the youngest, yet somehow the smartest employee in the CheapHumidors.com headquarters. Little Dustin is versed in everything from medieval history, to obscure movie trivia, and even astrophysics and theoretical mathematics. How is it possible you ask? Through a decade of home schooling! This Little D. has a HUGE… thirst for knowledge and an overwhelming urge to share said knowledge even at the most inappropriate times.
So what does Little D. actually do? He’s very skilled at packaging and sorting your humidors and cigars. In fact, he often knows what you ordered BEFORE you even considered ordering it! So while he waits for your already-fulfilled orders to come in, he often enjoys schooling Drew on the basketball courts, or schooling everyone else on Shakespeare and human physiology in the break room. He’s a walking encyclopedia. And we love him for it.
Cigar: Arturo Fuente 858 – It’s a mild, smooth smoke, and the green wrapper gives it a nice look.
Cutter: Colibri V-Cut Cigar Cutter – It’s a very sturdy cutter, and you can never go wrong with a v-cut!
Lighter: Zippo Black Ice – I’ve always been a fan of Zippos, and the Black Ice has a cool reflective finish.
Humidor: Delano 100 Count Black Cigar Humidor – The reflective finish and the two glass windows make it very unique.Staff Picks and Pix: Little Dustin by David Sabot