We like to believe that we know our customers. We’re pretty sure we nailed it on the head with this one: a bunch of cigar smokin’, yoga lovin’ enthusiasts. You can’t deny it. We’ve seen you at the cigar lounge with that rolled up yoga mat under your arm and a cigar in your other hand. We will always bend over backwards for you and now we really have. Here are 7 yoga poses for the cigar aficionado.
1. Hygrometer Pose
If you do this pose over your humidor, your sweat and mostly tears will retain the 70% humidity to keep your cigars fresh. Plus it will add salty flavor notes to the first third of the cigar.
2. Punch Cutter Pose
The best way to get into this pose would be to punch into the ground and have your feet fly above your head. However, when getting out of this pose don’t be surprised if you have a fist full of dirt in both hands. That’s how you know you did it correctly.
3. V-cutter Pose
V-cutter… more like some sharp v-cut abs! It doesn’t look difficult, but neither did lighting a cigar. Don’t worry we’ll help you, just as the ripped suave man did at the shop when he lit your first stogie.
4. Scissors Pose
Many Aficionados say using scissors adds a touch of class to cutting a cigar. In this pose, the only touch you’ll feel will be to your very own “class,” a nice burning sensation straight to the glutes.
5. Single Torch Flame Pose
You know when the butane valve is all the way up and you press the button. The flame shoots straight up, possibly burning a couple nose hairs. But you overcome the fear, and you are extremely impressed. That’s this pose. Channel your inner dangerous torch flame lighter. Light some nose hairs on fire!
6. Double Torch Flame
Whoa, you really want to turn up the heat?! Make that a double! Attention: we will not be held responsible for any houses catching on fire due to people attempting this pose.
7. Ashtray Pose
Nothing is worse than knocking over an ashtray. It’s a mess that will never fully be cleaned up. People will know how much of klutz you are. But you are not a klutz. You have balance and pure focus. You are a trustworthy ashtray that cannot be tipped.