Hey, Big Spender. Why don't you… you know… spend a little time with me?
What’s that? You’re busy? Okay, that’s cool. I guess I'll just… lay here. Until someone finds a use for me.
Don't be that way! Grab this gorgeous humidor while the grabbing is good!
Given its name, the Ticker II 175-Cigar Humidor appears to be inspired by the world of high finance. And whether you're cleaning up on the market or merely cleaning up the mess that was made of your portfolio, you can enjoy this lovely humidor.
Featuring a high-lacquer piano finish and a handsome walnut burl inlay, the Ticker II 175-Cigar Humidor demands to be admired. It belongs on the desk of a highly successful person. An I-banker, maybe. (That’s fancy Wall Street talk for “Investment Banker.” You know, the guys who earn a percentage on every economic activity and transaction that happens in the world? Huh? Not fair? What are you, a communist?)
Actually, we’re wrong. If we add a few zeroes to the cost and manufacture it in a way that destroys a number of small nations, then we might reach I-banker territory. Instead, the Ticker II 175-Cigar Humidor is simply for successful individuals that haven’t reached a level of success so outsized that their very existence deforms the world. People that are still people, but that enjoy nice things.
Things like brass locks, built-in hygrometers and humidifiers, Spanish cedar interiors, and handy trays, dividers, and airflow grates. The kinds of things you'll find in this humidor.
Are you such a person? Do you look longingly at the Ticker II 175-Cigar Humidor and think, “One day, I'll come up with a moneymaking scheme so audacious that it will crash the entire global economy!” If so, this is probably the humidor for you.
If not, we're glad to know normal people still exist.
- Free Standing Base
- Airflow Grate
- Brass Lock and Key Set
- Analog Hygrometer Included
- Foam Humidifier