The Porch Rocker - Straight Pipe
"The pipe draws wisdom from the lips of the philosopher, and shuts up the mouth of the foolish; generates a style of conversation, contemplative, thoughtful, benevolent, and unaffected..." -William Thackeray.
You heard the man.
If you are aiming to gain all of the world’s wisdom, then look no further! In recent years, pipe-smoking has been extremely underrated. That’s why we are bringing you the "Porch Rocker", which is your perfect introduction into the world of pipe-smoking.
Pipe-smoking has been around for centuries as a recreational activity as well as for ceremonial purposes. So let’s be fair, after a long week at work you deserve to kick back on your good ol’ rocking chair and puff away on your brand new “Porch Rocker”.
The straight shape is perfect for those who prefer to hold the pipe in-hand while indulging in a relaxing smoking experience. Maybe you are on your front porch gazing endlessly into the sunny skies. Maybe you’re on the beach with a cold brew in one hand and the “Porch Rocker” in your other. Or maybe you’re just in your house, relaxing and reading your new favorite book.
No matter where you are, this pipe will provide you with a flavorful, rewarding smoke from start to finish. Its’ egg-shaped bowl has a deep chamber which provides you with ample room to fit a nice amount of your favorite tobacco, unlike the small bowls you’ll find with a cheap corn cob pipe like the one your friend bought at the sketchy gas station on the corner.
The “Porch Rocker” is a great pipe for someone making the transition into the pipe-smoking world or anyone just looking for a great value on a new pipe. With its elegant wooden finish, this pipe is both impressive to the eye and provides a good smoke, combining the worlds of style and function. In addition to this pipe being all around amazing, the standard straight shape makes cleaning a breeze!
The Scotland Yard - Curved Pipe
Since the dawn of time, pipe-smoking has been a pastime of intelligent and stylish characters.
Included on that list are some serious role models, such as Albert Einstein, Hugh Hefner, Mark Twain, Dr. Seuss, and of course, the famous fictional character Sherlock Holmes.
Don’t you want to be a legendary detective solving the toughest cases and looking stylish while doing so? Well this is the pipe Sherlock Holmes would use while in the middle of investigating a serious case.
The “Scotland Yard” has a bent shape similar to the pipes Sherlock Holmes is often depicted smoking. This pipe proves to be great for all of the multi-taskers out there. The bent shape leads to a comfortable smoking experience, especially for those who will keep the pipe in their mouth while smoking.
Compared to the straight shape of the “Porch Rocker”, the “Scotland Yard” is easier to clench in your teeth because the pipe’s weight rests closer to your face. You know what that means? Your hands are free to do things! Like solving impossible cases with wit and style like Sherlock, or knitting scarves for your grandma (if that’s what you’re into). No matter what you plan on using your hands for, this pipe will remain comfortably clenched between your teeth while you proceed to execute your tasks with style and pleasure.
The “Scotland Yard” is a beautifully crafted briar pipe with a healthy sized bowl that fits a nice pack of your favorite tobacco blend. It has an attractive smooth finish and is the perfect size to travel with and smoke practically anywhere. Smoking this pipe will be what you look forward to after a long day’s work! We promise that smoking the “Scotland Yard” will bless you with all the intelligence and class the world has to offer and will turn heads everywhere.
*Color options are not available for custom selection.