Nine out of ten sharks prefer this lighter. That's why it's called the Shark Single Flame Table Torch Lighter. Not because it really resembles a shark. Though it kind of does, if you squint one eye and look at it at just the right angle. But that's not the point. If nine out of ten sharks prefer this lighter, then you need to have it. Because sharks are the coolest!
And don't worry yourself with how we came up with that statistic. Let's just say it involved a lot of danger.
Did you know that a great white shark can sense the electrical current inside the heart of a living creature? That electrical current helps the great white to decide which prey to go after. Well, great whites can also sense the electrical current of metal objects, like this lighter. And great white sharks are very picky. But they chose this lighter. Nine times out of ten. That should tell you something.
Did the great white sharks prefer this lighter's sleek silver body? Or its cap and chain? We may never know.
But we know why nine out of ten bull sharks preferred this lighter. It's because bull sharks have more testosterone than any creature on Earth. And this lighter is nothing if not manly.
And the hammerheads liked it because it looks like it's from another planet. And so do hammerheads.
Pool sharks liked it because of its unique style and because it produces a good flame for chain-smoking cigarettes while sandbagging at billiards. Also, when in a pinch, it makes a good last-ditch item to throw in as a bet when another pool shark gobbles up all the money. Because nine out of ten pool sharks prefer this lighter.
So get yourself a Shark Single Flame Table Torch Lighter and show your solidarity with the sharks of the oceans and smoky dive bars. And what about the one out of ten sharks that did not like this lighter, you ask? Well, that was mostly the jaguar sharks. They just eat everything. They don't seem to have a preference.
- Refillable & Adjustable
- Chained Cap
- Large Fuel Tank
- Visual Fuel Window