Oh yeah, we see you over there smokin’ that cigar and we’re sure the ladies do too. But now what? Do you know how to spit the game or will they realize you’re a dud and move on to the next guy who’s puffin some smoke? Calm down, calm down. We’re here for you, and we can turn you into that stogie stud that every guy wants to be. Here is the list of some cigar pick up lines that we’ve come up with.
Cheaphumidors.com’s Best Cigar Pick Up Lines:
5. Are you a stinky ashtray because damn, you’re packing a lot of ash?
Sometimes, not all times, but sometimes it’s good to just say what’s on your mind; and if she’s packing a lot of ash, let her know, just make sure you explain to her that she’s not also stinky.
4. Mind if I slip my cigar into your Colibri V-Cutter?
Use this one wisely. This could either go extremely well or you might get a slap in the face. But really, what’s love without a little bit of danger?
3. Excuse me beautiful; will you be the Julietta to my Romeo?
Romeo and Juliet, what a great story…and an even greater cigar. This pick up line is sure to swoon the ladies and will go over even better if you’ve got a Romeo y Julietta to share.
2. We won’t even need Dave’s Activator Solution, cause baby I’m always ready to go.
Oh, you know 😉
5. Some say I’m a Robusto, some say I’m a Torpedo. But either way I’m Perfecto for you.
Size and shape matters but let’s face it, at the end of the day, of course you’re perfect for this girl and by using this pick up line, she’ll definitely get the message.
And then, finally the number one cigar pick up line to use that is a no doubt, sure winner to land the girl of your dreams, even if she’s a ten and you’re a two. Just whisper into her ear…
1. “I buy all of my cigars from CheapHumidors.com so I can spend more money on you.”
No need to thank us or invite us to the wedding. This is our gift to you. You’re welcome.Cigar Pick Up Lines by Marketing Intern