8 Sexy Cigars to Smoke Before, During, and After Sex

8 Sexy Cigars to Enjoy with Sex

So this week I was asked to write an article about what cigars to smoke before, during, and after sex. I have no idea who thought that I would be an expert in that area, but since it’s Valentine’s Day weekend, I’ll give it my best shot since I may (or may not) have plenty of opportunities to do a little independent research. I also took some tips from our two love bird staff bloggers, Kayla and Drew (pictured below).

Cigars Before Sex:

Room 101
This will be where the night begins. The Room 101 by Camacho is a luxurious smoke that will set the right mood for a night of passionate interconnectedness. The Room 101 at the Dutch Motel down the street is not as luxurious, but should be enough to get your point across. Whichever you decide, you’re in for a treat.

Romeo y Julieta 1875
Sex without foreplay is like smoking a cigar without a cold draw or a nice toast. You shouldn’t rush it. Ease into it and enjoy the poke – I mean – SMOKE! What cigar should you smoke to set the mood for lovemaking? I recommend Romeo Y Julieta’s 1875. Not only does the name set the tone for a night of romance, but the smoke is smooth and arouses the senses! If you’re like me, you find it very difficult to send or receive hints or social queues. So get the message across the first time when you whip out the Romeo Y Julieta! Next thing you know, you’re ready to move on to…

The Chubby
She’s got the hint and the mood is set. Now all you need to do is light her fire, as well as your next cigar: The Cuban Stock Chubby. It’s a medium strength, medium-bodied cigar that will get both of your blood flowing. At a size of about 6 inches, it won’t take long for her to realize it’s time to move to the bedroom.

Cigars During Sex

My Uzi Weighs a Ton
When things get heated, whip out the big guns. Of course, I’m talking about the Drew Estate cigar: My Uzi Weighs a Ton. Once she sees that you mean business, her mouth will begin watering in anticipation. Don’t be shy or stingy – let her try it out, put it in her mouth, and get a sense of its size and girth. Her excitement will let you know when it’s time to enjoy your next cigar…

The Fighting Cock
So the goose is loose and you’re going to town. Why not pick up the Fighting Cock – a handmade Nicaraguan cigar with a creamy texture and hints of nuts. It will dominate your taste buds, as well as hers! Be careful though, this medium strength torpedo might tire her out before you’re ready to finish the fight! No matter what happens – gotta…

Keep Moving
These Louisiana-made petite corona cigars are a last resort. They’re not the best option when finishing off, but in a pinch, they can be very motivating. If anything, they’ll remind you to keep your eyes on the prize: a post-coitus relaxation cigar that you worked hard for.

Cigars After Sex:

The Playboy
Well, you made it this far. You’ve enjoyed a night of cigar smoking and lovemaking; you’re both exhausted. So go ahead and light up the Playboy by Don Diego: an ultra-smooth, classy smoke made specifically for occasions such as this. After all, you earned it. And if all went well, she deserves a smoke of her own.

The Diesel
You’ve made your mark. You’ve proven your love for cigars – and for her. She’s been one hell of a sport by trying all your sexy cigars along with some pokes of your own. Now it’s time to remind her of why she chose you. Give her the Diesel – a sweet and spicy full strength cigar that will keep her head in the clouds. If you play your cards right, she’ll be down for Round 2!

Hopefully this lineup will help you hit a grand slam this Valentine’s Day. Just remember to keep some players on the bench. Here’s a few cigars you should NEVER bring to sexy time:

The Nub – Now that would just be embarrassing. Although the Oliva Nub is a very enjoyable smoke, it is also very short lived, and therefore, the ultimate mood-killer and a potential disappointment.

My Father’s Cigars – Let’s just keep the daddy issues at bay for a while. Avoid this cigar like the plague. If you’ve come this far, you really don’t want to step on any egg shells and ruin the mood for good. Otherwise, she might be in need of an asylum.

Black n’ Mild – Black? Okay, no big deal. Mild? No thanks. Go big or go home. If she sees you whip out a skinny stick with a plastic tip, she’s sure to be disappointed – and leave you hanging.

Dignity – Leave yours at home – you sure as hell won’t need it.