As Valentine’s Day draws near, we’re reminded that we should take a moment to celebrate the love of our wives, girlfriends, mistresses, booty calls, and side chicks. But before you go and blow your paycheck on a Wine Presentation Box and bouquet of flowers, remember that you should put aside a little something for yourself because we all know our deepest love is for cigars. After all, a cigar won’t wake up one day and realize it’s not in love with you anymore.
But for those of us who’d like to indulge in the love of both cigars and our woman/women, there are opportunities for us to celebrate them both. Today we will look at a list of 7 Valentine’s Day Dates for Cigar Lovers with your Valentine.
1. Picnic in the Park
What’s more romantic than the classic picnic in the park? All you need to do is bring a 5-pack of Gurkha Park Avenue along with a nice bottle of rosie Zinfnadel in a beautiful custom engraved Wine Presentation Box & Tools, and you’re all set! Set your blanket down by the river, pop open the cork, and fire up your cigar as you watch the sunset!
You took a gamble on the day you asked her out — and you won! So if you really want to get lucky on Valentine’s Day, bring your lady to the casino for some risky fun. And if you can’t afford a trip to Las Vegas, no worries — your buddy’s weekend basement poker game will work just as well, so long as you bring a couple 5 Vegas Gold to distract her with a smokescreen!
3. Outdoor Concert
“I’m a big fan of live music and going to shows!” You still remember the first words she slurred when you met her at the bar that night. So impress her when you act on it and bring her to Garth Brooks, Snoop Dogg, or Ultra Music Festival. Make it even more romantic by bringing along the CAO Concert! However, if you’re at a Snoop Dogg show, chances are the earthy leather scent of your cigar may be drowned out by other pungent hints of sticky icky blueberry bubble gum.
4. Magic Show
Like my introverted, greasy, and somewhat creepy uncle always told me: Women love magic! Perhaps that’s why they always loved to make him disappear. But I live by his advice, which is why I recommend taking your Valentine to a magic show! Bring along a nice tasty Illusione Epernay and before you know it, you’ll be turning her hesitation into burning desire!
5. Brunch Date
Are you dating a girl who wear 7″ pumps and carries a Coach bag? Then you can’t go wrong by waking up late and bringing her to brunch! Call head to reserve a spot at your favorite overpriced restaurant in the trendy part of town and remember to order her a $14 mimosa. While she sips on it and yaps about Stacy’s hideous new boyfriend, whip out your Montecristo and fire it up. Nothing can distract you when you’re enjoying a cigar!
6. Gun Range
If your Valentine has worn camo in the last 24 hours, you better marry her if you haven’t already. If she hunts with a bow, you better procreate as soon as possible. If she can identify the a gun by the sound of it firing, then a Valentine’s Day outing to the gun range is essential. After the two of you have fired off 600 rounds, fire up a MUWAT (My Uzi Weighs a Ton) by Drew Estate and count your blessings. You’ve found your soul mate!
7. The Bedroom
This is where we all want to end our Valentine’s Day. But if you play your cards right, you could spend the whole day here! And if you really want to spice things up, have her call one of her friends over for a Valentine’s Day herf and fire up a BMC El Threesome Cigar to get the party started!
And there you have it, boys! 7 Valentine’s Day Dates for Cigar Lovers! Give one a try and let us know how it goes! Or leave a comment below with your own ideas for Valentine’s Day Date for Cigar Lovers!7 Valentine's Day Dates for Cigar Lovers by Ted Esposito