Staff Picks: Jeff Casseus
Position: Customer Service Manager
Where did you grow up? In the state of Florida.
Favorite Candy? Gummy Bears. Wanna make me happy? Send me gummy bears.
Movie? Ghost Dog: Way of the Samurai. Haven’t seen the move? Check it out. You probably won’t like it but hey, to each his own.
Band? Kanye West! Oh wait, the question is for a band? Then my answer is System of a Down.
Food? What kind of question is that?
Sports Team? Duke, Blue Devils!
If your house was on fire, what would be the first item you would grab? A fire Extinguisher, my house insurance doesn’t cover fire damage.
If you were a superhero what powers would you have? The ability to convince anybody to do anything.
If your life had a theme song, what would it be? Space Ship by Kanye West.
If you had a warning label, what would yours say? Warning: 404 NOT FOUND
If you could travel anywhere right now, where would you go? Into the future. Wouldn’t that be exciting?
It’s Jeff not Jeffrey.
Jeff is the guy behind all the yes sirs and yes ma’ams you get either by phone or e-mail. We once started a drinking game where whenever he’d say “yes sir” you’d take a sip but within ten minutes we had to stop or else the company would have crashed. Maybe that was his plan all along…
Anyways, Jeff claims to be 6’ 7” but we don’t know if that’s really true. None of us can reach the top of his head and honestly, most of us are too afraid to get that close in fear of getting stepped on.
But nevertheless, Jeff is a gentle giant. What he brings to the team is his wit and humor. On Tuesday’s he likes to quiz us with trivia questions. We compete for Tic Tacs, sometimes even if we get it wrong he’ll give us a mint anyways. He’s all about freshening up the place.
Jeff is always there to make us laugh. His dry humor and sarcasm can be confusing at times but it’s always best to just smile and nod.
Here are Jeff’s staff picks:
Cigar: Undercrown by Drew Estate
Lighter: Colibri Enterprise IIIStaff Picks and Pix: Jeff by David Sabot