The dinner party is going great – everyone is having a good time. As people sit down to start the meal, you bring out a special bottle of wine that you think everyone will enjoy. But it all goes down hill from there.
First, you start peeling at the foil. Peel, toss. Peel, toss. Little bits of foil are flying everywhere. You’re making a mess as the guests look on skeptically. Until now, they thought of you as a person who had it together, but watching this display with the foil . . . now they’re not so sure.
You get most of the foil off, then you move on to the cork. You don’t have a corkscrew, and to everyone’s horror, you take your keys out of your pocket, jam one down, trying to get it beside the cork. Instead, you destroy the cork and most of it falls in the wine.
Then, you pour the wine, crumbles of cork and all, into the first glass. “Who’s thirsty?” you ask, oblivious to the fact that the entire room has lost all respect for you.
If only you had used the Single Wine Presentation Box with Tools (available in black or rosewood), all of this could have been avoided.
You could have opened the clasp and unveiled your wine bottle on a bed or cream or red satin. With a swift circular move, you could have used the foil cutter to make short, neat work of the foil top. You could have used the lever corkscrew to drill down into the cork and extract it with a satisfying pop. You could have used the decanting spout for a perfect pour into everyone’s glass. And you could have used the stopper to keep your wine sealed when done.
But no, instead you have to move to another country to hide your shame. Well, while you’re there, why not send your family the Single Wine Presentation Box with Tools? That way, they can go on living a nice life, while you reflect on your bad decisions forever.
- Stainless Steel Lever Waiter's Corkscrew
- Wine Stopper
- Decanting Pourer
- Foil Cutter
By imperfect we mean: nicks, dings, chips, scratches, or dents, engraving on the item, missing or broken handle(s), tray(s), keys, latches, accessory drawer(s), divider(s), mounting hardware, leg(s), etc. All imperfects will still maintain a seal. We do not note the specific imperfection of each item; therefore phone operators do not have access to this information. Coupon codes cannot be used for imperfect humidors